Psithurisms

what i would give to be british gas

what i would give to be british gas

My mother is teaching a Human Sexuality college course.

  • Mom: I taught my first porno class last night!
  • Me: Mom, you can't call it that.
  • BETSYYYYYYY

davemond:

simplyylesia:

dopest-ethiopian:

blasianxbri:

urbieknowsbest:

jlynette:

theblack:

squirtelle:

videohall:

Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie

“That’s… quite impressive, really.”

“Surprising attention to detail. That kid is going places.”

Best Youtube comment: “The Asian man has darker skin than the black woman.”

yooooo

I wouldn’t allow it. 

I Love It! I was trynna watch both but I got so caught up in watching him, good job dude…

This was soo, soo, goo..cree…i.. i just…Idk!

Im done. 

DDUUUUUUDDDEEEEEEE :O

That was like sooooo swag!

Oh My god!!! the editing madnesssss!

(via i-am-a-friend-of-dorothy)

caresseattack:

meerareed:

Nobody in my family’s magic at all, it was ever such a surprise when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased, of course, it’s the best school of witchcraft there is I’ve heard - I’ve learned all the course books by heart of course. I just hope it will be enough - I’m Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?

Dajhajsdhasjd

(via amymaria)

omigawdmatt:

i think i just got virtually raped

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